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. Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. Dear Monday I think you should take a holiday. Here are some funny monday quotes and sayings to start your week off as good as possible. Im a man of simple pleasures really.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Time to hit the snooze button and pray that you wake up on Friday. Here are some of the funniest jokes that can put a smile on you or someone youre going to send it to. Discover and share Funny Monday Quotes Laugh.

This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. If Monday mornings had a face Id punch it. That not so awkward and amazing moment when you realize its the start of the workweek and everyone else is working but you.

Give me a treat or leave me alone. Sorry for the inconvenience. I know its Monday but its also a new day a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. If Monday was a gift I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.

Youll Never Go Back to Deep-Fried Wings Again After. Weve compiled the ultimate list of the best inspirational and funny Monday quotes. Yeah Im about rady for the weekend Me Monday at 915am. Luca Brasi Sleeps With the Fishes 60 Memorable Quotes From The Godfather.

Yey I do admit that Im an extremely lazy person and I hate Monday P Though its also the most productive day for success hunger. Changes us on Monday. Monday has been canceled go back to sleep. What we do on Sunday absolutely doesnt matter unless it meets us on Monday.

Funny Monday Morning Quotes Monday Vibes. Hangovers are even worse on a Monday morning. Benjamin mays Monday motivation quotes about life. Days of the week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday I blink and its Monday again.

That could be the one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes Kevin Dalton Its Monday. Funny Movie Quotes. Never allow your Monday to be manic. When you wake up early but you are jobless.

Looking for the best Monday quotes or sayings. Enlarge your vision Famous Monday quotes to start the week May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975. Water is needed to make coffee.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. 45 Funny Monday Quotes Memes With Images. Wishing you a Happy Monday full of smiles and laughter. FUNNY Tuesday Jokes so you can make it to Weekend Mondays.

3 Having to sit through small talk. Funny Quotes About Monday. Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so near Monday 133. If Monday had a face Id punch it 2.

God is doing a new thing. Discover and share Funny Monday Work Quotes. Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Monday is one of those days when even your coffee needs coffee. Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. You are in control. 97 Funny Monday Memes Best Sarcastic Monday Quotes Images.

Oscar Wilde Funny Work Quotes. Dear Monday go step on a lego. After the 2 days break its really hard to be on working mode again unless you own your own. The Princess Bride 1983.

And Monday mornings most of all. You killed my father. If youre like most of us who have some trouble getting up and at em in the morning these 120 quotes will help you start your Monday off right and make your week awesome. _Its funny how you went to sleep on a weekend and end up waking on Monday.

The tragedy in life doesnt lie in not reaching your goal. I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend. Life is like a ten-speed bike. My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Then smash your clocks so you wont know when Monday starts. On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. Its a new week. 85 Best Monday Quotes.

Transforms us on Monday. If you look at it on the bright side Monday only comes once a week. What about Monday. More by Parade.

Just once I would like to wake up turn on the news and hear. Funny Monday Sayings and Quotes. Monday should be optional 3. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Dont you just love having a fresh feeling and full of life on a Monday. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. Yay Monday Said no one Ever 5.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny monday quotes funny monday sayings and funny monday proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Share these with someone who needs a smile this Monday. Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes. Funny Monday Captions To Brighten Your Day.

Mondays are mundane like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. Funny Coffee Quotes Best Coffee Quotes and Sayings fun It is inhumane in my opinion to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity See More. Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. Monday is considered the most hated day amongst lazy people like me.

We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Funny Monday Morning Quotes. I havent had this bad of a Monday since last Monday. If each day is a gift Id like to know where I can return the Monday.

I pity the fools waking up with a hangover. You sit on a throne of lies. Keep calm and pretend its not Monday 4. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.